Today's News: Iran president threatens to kill himself

Today at a press conference the Iranian presatend threatened to kill himself. His motives for holding himself hostage is right know unknown. One roomer floating around is that the president could not get enough news programs to broadcast his conference so he tried to attract attention. the vice president later stated that the persistent was having a very hard time finding a bed pillow to use the night before the conference and that this caused the persistent to be tired and depressed.

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